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  Do you ever play kiss chasey with girls (if you are a boy) or with boys (if you are a girl)?

  Do you regularly engage in deadly battles with brothers, sisters and/or indestructible cyborg warriors?

  Do you live on a planet that will one day be incinerated by an expanding star called the Sun?

  Do you like fast-paced, high-action, high-body-count stories featuring mini-golf, lawn bowls and naked people in the nude?

  SCORE: One point for each ‘yes’ answer

  3-5

  You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book.

  1-2

  You are fairly DOOMED! You will love this book.

  0

  You are DOOMED, you just don’t realise it.

  First published 2016 in Pan by Pan Macmillan Australia Pty Limited 1 Market Street, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, 2000

  Copyright © Flying Beetroot Pty Ltd 2016 Illustrations copyright © Terry Denton 2016 The moral right of the author has been asserted.

  All rights reserved. This publication (or any part of it) may not be reproduced or transmitted, copied, stored, distributed or otherwise made available by any person or entity (including Google, Amazon or similar organisations), in any form (electronic, digital, optical, mechanical) or by any means (photocopying, recording, scanning or otherwise) without prior written permission from the publisher.

  This ebook may not include illustrations and/or photographs that may have been in the print edition.

  Cataloguing-in-Publication entry is available from the National Library of Australia

  http://catalogue.nla.gov.au

  EPUB format: 9781743535073

  Typeset by Seymour Designs Cover design by Seymour Designs Cover images: Terry Denton

  The characters in this book are fictitious and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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