What Bumosaur is That? Page 5
Bristilus lavatorum 98
Brown-blobpedo fish 20, 21, 26
Brown blobs 20, 26, 66, 108, 140, 144
Brown jelly 24
‘Brown-outs’ 70
Bum feathers 120
Bum webs 62
Bum-ballet 10
Bum-eyed bumosaurus 80, 81
Bum-head shark 28, 29
Bum-headed idiotasaurus 74, 76, 77
Bum-headius maximus 28
Bum-men 32, 128, 135, 146
Bum-pimples 112
Bum-plant life 50
Bum-sponge 4, 5
Bumaconstrictor 48, 49
Bumadactyl 62, 118, 119
Bumanderthal 135, 146, 147
Bumantula 62, 63
Bumboscis 58, 60
Bumboscius massiosius 58
Bumcanoes 60, 74, 76, 112, 149
Bumcheek skin 118
Bumenade a deux 10
Bumetrodon 40
Bumfish 19–32, 35
Bumganic matter 6, 54
Bumipede 54, 55
Bummal family 32, 138, 140, 142, 144, 146
Bummals 135
Bumocene epoch 17
Bumolution 19, 32, 128, 135
Bumolutionary time-chart 16
Bumolutionists 144, 146
Bumontopimus 82, 83
Bumornithids 117–30
Bumosaurologists 24, 40, 76, 92, 104, 108, 130
Bumosaurs 32, 60, 66, 69–114
Bumosis 8
Bumphibians 35–49
Bumray 24, 25, 26
Bumroom dancing 10
Bumshark family 28
Bumskipper 36, 37
Bumslug 56, 57
Bumslug Beer 56
Bumsquito 58, 59
Bumteria 3, 8, 30, 32
Bumus 54
Bumvolving 4, 19, 32, 53, 128
Bumwin, Charles 149
Butterius cranium 82
Buttus sailius 40
C
Camouflage 46, 70
Cannibalobutt family 12
Carbumiferous period 16, 28
Carnivorarse bumosaurs 64
Centipede family 54
Chariots of the Bums 148
Cheekum flaparsius 118
Cloth Diapersaurus 84
Coelacanth 22, 23
Colonacanth 22, 23
Colonic contagium 22
Courtship rituals 10, 44
Cranunium enormis 92
Crapaceous period 17, 68, 90, 92, 94, 96, 104, 106, 108, 110, 112, 130, 135
Craperi magnificus 74
Crapofish family 20
Crapophibian family 38
Craposaur family 70, 86
Crapotile family 42
Crapozoic era 3, 16, 19, 35
Crapozoic oceans 3, 6
Crappian period 16
Crocodilius crappus 70
Cyclopius amazingus 90
Cyclopootops, frill-necked 90, 91
Cyclops 90
D
Dangleri prosthetica 30
‘Deathbog’ roll 42
Debumian period 16, 19, 50
Deep-sea bum-dangler 30, 31
Diapersaurus 84, 85, 88
Diarrhoeasaurus 86, 87
Disgustaceous enormi 138
Disgustagong 138, 139
Disgustapod family 56
Disgustosaur family 108
Disgustosect family 60
Disposable Diapersaurus 84
Drive-by -hornings 100
Dumbumius major 78
Dumbumius minor 76
Dung 48
E
Eating 114
Eeeuuw!osaur family 98
Exstinktion 20, 32, 82, 102, 104, 110, 132, 135
F
Famarse bumosaurologists 148
Farthropods 53–64
Fartocene epoch 17
Fartosaurus 122,123
Fashionologists 90
Fastus hellus 130
Fighting 114
Flapposaurid 118
Flatulence 64
Flight 24, 117, 120
Flush toilets 124
Flushasaurus rex 124, 125, 126
Flying bumosaurs 62
Fossils 100, 108, 149
Foul-smelling odour 44
Fragrantus regis 96
Freakabutt family 74, 80, 90
Freakafish family 30
Freakapod family 62
Freakasaur family 14
Freakasaurid family 124
Freakatile family 48
Frill-necked cyclopootops 90, 91
Frothus revolti 56
G
Gas 4, 36, 40, 66, 80, 86, 117, 122
Gas power 130
Gasleaky, Mary and Louis 148
Gasornithid family 122
Giant mutant blowfly 60, 61
Giant mutant maggots 60
Giant prehistoric stinkant 64, 65
Giant Trilobutt 6, 10
Gigantarsesaurus 92, 106, 107
Gigantosaur family 92, 104, 106, 108, 110
Goo, yellowy-green 60
Gorilla 96
Great woolly butthead 140, 141
Great white bumosaurus 96, 108, 109, 148
H
Halitosis horrendous 24
Hammer-head shark 28
High-speed mini bumosaurus 130, 131, 149
Hirsutus cranium 140
Homo rectumus 146
Homo turdus 144
Horribilosaur family 88, 92
Horribilosect family 58
Human beings 92, 135
Humus 54
I
Ickyafish family 22
Idiotasaurus, very rare long-necked long-legged short-tailed stupid-looking tiny bum-headed droopy-eyed 78, 79
Illarsetration, high-speed 130, 149
Invertebutt droppings 6
Invertebutts 3–16, 53
Itchi itchisori 88
Itchybumosaurus 88, 89
J
Jellobutt family 8
Jelly bumfish 8, 9, 10
Jockus maximus 128
Jurarssic period 17, 126
K
Knickersaurid family 128
L
Lengthius cheeki 48
Life on Earth 3, 32
Loch Ness bum-monster 136, 137
M
MacDouglarse, Jock 130, 136, 149
Maggotoriums 60
Maximus albinus 108
Messozoic era 17, 75,76
Methane layer 118
Microbumosaurus 64, 110, 111
Millibumus leggus 54
Millipede family 54
Monsteri rectumius 136
Mosquito 58
Multipacks 128
Mutatis blowflyus 60
Mysteriosaur family 136
N
Nauseopod family 54
O
Octobumopus 14, 15, 24
Octopus 14
Ordungocian period 16, 26, 50
Osmosis 8
P
Pantus putridi 84
Papyrus posteri 72
Pinchabutt family 10
Piscatis jellibulus 8
Plumae ridiculus 120
Pongius maximus 110
Poo 46
Poomian period 17
Poopasaur 70, 71
Poopigator 42, 43
Poopius gatori 42
Posteria dentata 142
Posterius terribulus 62
Pre-crappian era 3, 16
Prehistoric bum-plant life 50
Prehistoric bumvironment 48
Pteranobum 62, 126, 127
Puddle detestabilis 86
R
Rancidosect family 64
Raw sewage 10
Rectum, Sir Roger Francis 149
Replicus arsius 94
S
Sabre-toothed bum 142, 143
Scatius maximius 44
Scatosaurus 44
Scentozoic era 17, 140
Scorpions
10
Scorpius oceania 10
Sea scorpibum 10, 11, 26
Sewerian period 16, 26
Skidmarks 144, 149
Skullbuttosaurus 92, 93
Slimy mucarse 56
Soreius cheekius 102
Sparebumosaurus 94, 95
Speedornithine family 130
Spinius bumi 12
Spiny bum-urchin 12, 13
Squisherbutt family 8
Squisherfish family 26
Stench 44
Stench-jazz 10
Stenchafish family 24
Stenchgantorsaurus 112, 113
Stenchosaur family 94, 112
Stenchtacles 8
Stenchtiles 32, 35–49
Stenchus gantori 112
Stingrays 24
Stink 110
Stink Kong 96, 97
Stink-hop 10
Stinkalaya Mountains 144
Stinkant juice 64, 110
Stinkants 40, 64
Stinkantus giganti 64
Stinkerbutt family 6
Stinkius vaporarse 122
Stinkleosteus 26, 27
Stinkophibian family 36
Stinkosaur family 84, 96
Stinkotile family 40, 44
Stinksects 53–64
Stomach pains 86
Stupido stupendius 80
Stupidosaur family 76, 78, 82, 100
Superio humungarse 104
Superius gigantus 106
T
Teeth 142
Terribilosaur family 102
Tetratis poddus 36
The Origins of the Univarse 149
Theory of Bumolution 149
Tibutt 144
Time-chart, bumolutionary 16
Toilet, flush 124
Toilet paper 42
Toiletbrushasaurus 48, 98, 99
Toiletrollasaurus 72, 73
Tortoises 46
Triarssic period 17, 86, 118
Tricerabutt 100, 101, 114
Tricerabuttius 100
Tricheekium buttus 6
Trilobutt 6, 7, 10
Trilobuttus gigantis 6
Turd 46
Turdi domesticus 46
Turdle 46, 47
Turdophibian family 46
Turtles 46
Tyrannosore-arse rex 102, 103, 114
U
Underpants drawers 128
Underpantsosaurus 128, 129
V
Vertebutts 19
Very rare long-necked long-legged short-tailed stupid-looking tiny bum-headed droopy-eyed idiotasaurus 78, 79
Vomitus projectilius 124
Von Dunnycan, Eric 148
W
Whackius grandis 126
Whackornithid family 126
Wings 117, 118, 120
Wipeosaur family 72
Y
Yaks 144
Yucki 144